The True Homestead for Zombie Believers

So this may be old news to many of you since I see it's dated late April, but this smashing homestead was just brought to my attention today. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the zombie-proof house.

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Honestly, this isn't too different from what I envisioned for an apocalypse-style rancher. However, I have to note that while visioning my own reality of the one-day zombie invasion, I never actually considered settling down and waiting it out as much of an option. Realistically, this was probably foolish on my part. But I'm sure that there will be the initial scrambling about, collecting supplies and trying to find loved ones and the like. Then again, if I had this house prepared, maybe I wouldn't have to do any of it.

Maybe they would all just come to me.

If life is, indeed, like the movies though, this also means that every zombie in the world will somehow, miraculously, make its way to my house. I mean, they will have to test its defenses. And they will have to try to starve me out. And through all that stone, they'll just know that there are people inside alive and well, waiting out their imminent starvation.

And I am a girl with a short attention span.

Can I even handle being in a house for that long? I would need some serious game collections. And food. Not just survival food, but a variety of food. And some music would be nice. Also, some things to distract my child so she doesn't drive me insane. Does that zombie house include an underground playroom to keep the children safe from zombies and crazed adults?

I think this house has its flaws, but it's an excellent start and something we might all consider. I wonder about the windows. They are a beautiful touch, no doubt, but a bit impractical.

Final thought: I'm pretty darn sure the architect played Minecraft. A lot of minecraft.

Braaaaaaiiiin Food: Where would you go during the zombie outbreak?